Attend Oakland Games for Mostly Free in April, Seems Like

Heartbreaking update:

@cistulli upon further review, I’ve learned that the ticket is for one game in April, not all of ’em. Goldstar regrets the error, or should.

— Ian Miller (@teen_archer) February 21, 2013

The author, who has spent portions of his life eating little more than vegetable soup and also other kinds of vegetable soup, understands entirely that $16 is different than $0. However, it’s also demonstrably the case that $16 for seven Oakland Athletics baseball games is mostly as close to $0 as baseball tickets will ever get again in all our lives.

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Credit to Facebook friend 4eva (until one of us dies) Ian Miller.