Ask NotGraphs Passover Special

Dear NotGraphs,

I struggle every year with the competing demands of my religions (Judaism and baseball) when I try to go to ballgames during Passover– during which I’m divinely prohibited from eating hot dog buns, drinking beer, and buying either peanuts OR Cracker Jack. Obviously this is a struggle that’s been faced by generations of Jewish baseball fans before me, but I feel like no one’s come up with a good answer yet. This year, I have a choice between going to my home team’s home opener in a state of privation, or waiting 2 days and going to the third home game once Passover ends. Which is the true fan to do? And if I do go to a game during Passover, what on earth am I supposed to eat?





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

8 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Ryan Braun
12 years ago

Ryan Braun is Jewish

nu billy baroo
12 years ago
Reply to  Ryan Braun

no. he’s not. momma ain’t jewish = he ain’t a jew.