Ask NotGraphs (#10)

Dear NotGraphs,

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m stuck with Justin Morneau, what do I do?

(Asking if he wants to play hockey, notwithstanding)

Hey Morneau Owner,

Not so worried now, eh? You wrote a few weeks ago, and I’m glad I saved the question until now, because instead of agreeing that owning Morneau is a terrible problem to have and you should cut him– 7 for 14 over his last 4 games, 3 home runs, Morneau is awesome and I wish I had drafted him. Maybe he’ll even play first base one of these days too.

Not convinced this 4-day spring training outburst is for real? Shame on you!

Find someone who is, and TRADE HIM. TRADE HIM TRADE HIM TRADE HIM WHILE YOU CAN. TRADE HIM NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. TRADE HIM TRADE HIM TRADE HIM.

Good luck,
Jeremy

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