Angel Hernandez Is Scaring You

This is a video still of third-base umpire Angel Hernandez, from the 8th inning of last night’s Indians-Royals game.

As someone who watched this game in its entirety, I can assure you that, almost immediately after this particular moment, Hernandez killed — in evermore grotesque and harrowing ways — all the players and coaches of both teams involved.

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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Pretty sure this is banned in France.


oh , that’s just silly .