Andrew Cashner’s Fantasy Ceiling
I apologize for this post. Feel free to leave your own images of Andrew Cashner’s fantasy ceiling, or fantasy ceiling fan, in the comments.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
His fantasy ceiling is relative:
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