Amphetamines Fight Back!
In response to Monday’s post, Chris Davis’s amphetamines said “screw you, NotGraphs,” and helped Chris Davis lift a truck off a man all by himself.*
According to one guy also on the scene: “[Davis] was even better looking in person!”
See, amphetamines don’t only make you strong, they also make you handsome!
*Not all by himself, according to the article, but who cares about facts?
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Jesus, Blachman, you must single-handedly be keeping NotGraphs going, what with this prodigious output of content. You are one solid click-baiter, Sir!
#keepnotgraphs,please