Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Don’t you see what you’ve done? Now that this awful joke has been created, every terrible MLB joke Twitter account will be putting it out for the entire season. THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS, BLACHMAN.