Rays catcher Jose Molina is of course famously renown for his ability to frame pitches for strikes. Less heralded is his ability to frame founding documents — documents smithed in gory glory by that cocksure parliamentarian, Uncle History.
Bear witness, for God and country …
Bedrock Protestant Evangelical Christian principles for a called strike three!
Grab some pine, quislings.
(HT: Idea via Les Carter, attorney to the stars)