Aaron Sanchez or Aaron Sanchez?

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July 29, 2014

1. Judge on “Chopped”

2. Reliever for Blue Jays

3. Owns a restaurant.

4. Owns AA hitters, sometimes.

5. Wears a chef’s hat.

6. Wears a Blue Jays hat.

7. Was once a top prospect, now maybe too experienced and/or risky to be considered one.

8. Is on my fantasy team.

9. Eats food.

10. Cooks food.

Aaron Sanchez: 1,3,5,9,10,maybe 7
Aaron Sanchez: 2,4,6,7,8,probably 9, maybe 10.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Mac
9 years ago

Look, I get that this is NotGraphs, and you guys hate graphs and all, but as a passionate data visualization geek this kind of information could be relayed so much faster by throwing this all into a diagram.

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Steven
9 years ago
Reply to  Mac

I demand a venn diagram

|1,3,4|7,9,10|2,4,6|

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