A.J. Burnett Looks Like A.J. Burnett

A.J. Burnett has millions, yet his discontent is so strong that it has its own soul and prehensile tail. The Daily News has not yet reported that he wakes up at 3 a.m. each night to sneak downstairs and weep in the dark, but one assumes they will and he does.

“City to Burnett: Drop Dead.”

So what does a man look like when the dual burdens of Job and Frodo are heaped upon him, when all of New York blames him for the presumed failures to come and the rent, which is too damn high?

He looks like this. Always.

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