A Brief Catalog of Hu-Related Puns

News from the internets this morning reveals that shortstop and Dodger kinda-prospect Chin-lung Hu has been traded to the New York Mets in exchange for left-handed starter Michael Antonini.

While the trade itself isn’t a particularly big one, it’s notable for at least one reason — specifically, that the Met-ward bound player has a name that’s basically the punsmith’s equivalent of pornography.

Below are some samples, courtesy of the fabled information superhighway.

From Amazin’ Avenue:

From Mets Today (of the SweetSpot Network):

From LA Dodger Talk:

From The Real Dirty Mets:

From Bleacher Report:





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Adam W
13 years ago

I heard this guy wrote the theme song to “CSI”, too