A Brief Catalog of Hu-Related Puns
December 28, 2010
News from the internets this morning reveals that shortstop and Dodger kinda-prospect Chin-lung Hu has been traded to the New York Mets in exchange for left-handed starter Michael Antonini.
While the trade itself isn’t a particularly big one, it’s notable for at least one reason — specifically, that the Met-ward bound player has a name that’s basically the punsmith’s equivalent of pornography.
Below are some samples, courtesy of the fabled information superhighway.
From Amazin’ Avenue:
From Mets Today (of the SweetSpot Network):
From LA Dodger Talk:
From The Real Dirty Mets:
From Bleacher Report:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I heard this guy wrote the theme song to “CSI”, too