13 Pitchers With More Wins Than The Astros On The Road

David Price
“Ironically,” David Price’s dog is named Astro.
A.J. Burnett
I’ve always though Allan James Burnett looks like he should be working the overnight at the 7-11 by my house.
R.A. Dickey
I’m sorry about your bracelets; we all love you very much.
Jered Weaver

Johnny Cueto
Johnny Cueto only has like 74 tweets, but he once RT’d this RotoGraphs article about him.
Gio Gonzalez
Also in 2012, Gio hit his first career home run off the Houston Astros.
Stephen Strasburg
For some reason, Stephen Strasburg is wearing an Astros hat in this video still taken from the San Diego State website.

Chris Sale
Chris Sale’s entrance music is “Come Sail Away” by Tommy Shaw & The Homophones
Cole Hamels
My favorite embarrassing photo of Cole Hamels is the one where he has a dog in his backpack.
Jason Vargas
From the fine folks at Lookout Landing, an animated GIF to summarize Jason Vargas.
Matt Harrison
Someone terrible actually asked Matt Harrison if he had any “issues” with Melky Cabrera’s home run against him in the All Star Game in light of Cabrera’s recent suspension. Harrison said “He’s hit homers before; it wasn’t the first time he has done that. I’ve got no issues with it. I just made a bad pitch. Now he’s paying the price for what he did.”
Madison Bumgarner
This is a picture of Madison Bumgarner’s wife Ali at a Giants game:

Lance Lynn
Earlier this year, people tried to make “Lynnsanity” a thing.