Your Move, Mickey Hatcher
Ol’ Chuckles Hatcher would like nothing more than for you to think he was the first to brandish a giant glove, but the great Al Schacht would like a word with you …
That’s how it’s done, you whipperbuckaroosnappers.
Moreover, given the derivative nature of Mickey Hatcher’s prop-comedy routines and his tacit refusal to honor the pioneering models of the past, it’s fair to ask whether the scoundrel Mickey Hatcher is, at this very moment, committing high treason. Signs point to yes.
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“Many years later, Schacht needed surgery to remove what turned out to be a tumor from his hip.”