Your Johnny Damon Cake of the Day
There’s something beautiful about it — something haphazardly Van Gogh-ian. It may have been made by someone who had never decorated a cake before or perhaps an experienced pastry chef newly encumbered by hot-dog fingers. Lo, the pastiche!
Were it not so rough-hewn, were it more touched by choosy artifice, then it would not be what it is, which is Your Johnny Damon Cake of the Day …
Even though I don’t need to tell you that NotGraphs now has a category called “Cakes,” I am nonetheless going to tell you that NotGraphs now has a category called “Cakes.”
(Cake smash: She Walks Softly)
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I’m sincerely hoping that “Johnny Damon Cake of the Day” becomes a daily feature.