Your 9-Year-Old Self is Terrified of Playing for the Rays
Regard:
The Rays 2013 pregame clubhouse entertainment now includes at least:
• A DJ.
• A magician.
• A meringue band.
• A flock of penguins.
• A cockatoo.
• Bushels of plantains hanging from the lockers.
• A 20-foot python.
I may be forgetting one or two.
Also because when I was 9 years old, the Rays were a terrible team.
Not only were they terrible, but they had ‘Devil’ in their name.
And on 6-6-06 they lost to the Angels after the Angels caught Carl Crawford trying to Steal second base. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction…
If only Angel Pagan could have been involved in that game…
That would be confusing. Is he a Pagan Angel, or one or the other?
Thank you for making me feel ancient.