Your 9-Year-Old Self is Terrified of Playing for the Rays

Regard:

The Rays 2013 pregame clubhouse entertainment now includes at least:

• A DJ.
• A magician.
• A meringue band.
• A flock of penguins.
• A cockatoo.
• Bushels of plantains hanging from the lockers.
• A 20-foot python.

I may be forgetting one or two.





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Dan Rozenson
11 years ago

Also because when I was 9 years old, the Rays were a terrible team.

Matt HunterMember since 2016
11 years ago
Reply to  Dan Rozenson

Not only were they terrible, but they had ‘Devil’ in their name.

JKB
11 years ago
Reply to  Matt Hunter

And on 6-6-06 they lost to the Angels after the Angels caught Carl Crawford trying to Steal second base. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction…

RCMember since 2016
11 years ago
Reply to  JKB

If only Angel Pagan could have been involved in that game…

Wil
11 years ago
Reply to  RC

That would be confusing. Is he a Pagan Angel, or one or the other?

Tim
11 years ago
Reply to  Dan Rozenson

Thank you for making me feel ancient.