Yasiel Puig Makes His Topps Debut

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June 24, 2013

Those may look like batting gloves in his hands, but on closer inspection:

I believe that is an LAX baggage tag… and a Rookie of the Year Award. He’s probably got some other things in his back pocket too, like some tissues to give opposing pitchers, so they can dry their tears.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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PioneerSkies
11 years ago

Needs more bat flip.

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