Wine Terms Most Relevant to This Joey Gallo Bat Flip

Here’s an animated GIF of Texas prospect Joey Gallo’s home run from the sixth inning of the Futures Game on Sunday:

Gallo 2

And here, what follows are five wine terms probably most relevant to the bat flip contained therein:

  • Brilliant
  • Long
  • P├ętillant
  • Refined
  • Spritzig

Credit to concerned reader Taylor Camfield for bringing this to the author’s attention.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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puddy
8 years ago

its… perfect.