Who is Jake Marisnick?
I’ve heard of Jake Marisnick. But when I read Mike Podhorzer’s article this morning about speedsters available for the stretch run, I realized I had absolutely no idea what Jake Marisnick looks like. No picture in my head, at all. Maybe you don’t have a picture either. Hence, a brief quiz. Which one of these folks is Jake Marisnick?
(And, bonus: who are the rest of these guys?)
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Damned if I know!
Not the black guy. Not Eric Cantor. Probably not the androgynous guy with the “Baseball-Softball” polo shirt.
Actually, I looked it up. Turns out Eric Cantor *is* Jake Marisnick.
Well, that explains some things.