Who is Jake Marisnick?

I’ve heard of Jake Marisnick. But when I read Mike Podhorzer’s article this morning about speedsters available for the stretch run, I realized I had absolutely no idea what Jake Marisnick looks like. No picture in my head, at all. Maybe you don’t have a picture either. Hence, a brief quiz. Which one of these folks is Jake Marisnick?

(And, bonus: who are the rest of these guys?)

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Jake Marisnick
10 years ago

Damned if I know!

Yirmiyahu
10 years ago
Reply to  Jake Marisnick

Not the black guy. Not Eric Cantor. Probably not the androgynous guy with the “Baseball-Softball” polo shirt.

Yirmiyahu
10 years ago
Reply to  Yirmiyahu

Actually, I looked it up. Turns out Eric Cantor *is* Jake Marisnick.

Seriously. #KeepNotGraphs
10 years ago
Reply to  Yirmiyahu

Well, that explains some things.