Where Will David Price End Up?
HINT: His dog’s name is Astro.
Okay, that is probably not a hint, since they would have to give up their entire team for him.
But still, John F. Kennedy’s dog’s name was Lincoln, and Lincoln’s dog’s name was Kennedy, so you never know.
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
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