What Won’t Pedro Ciriaco Swing At?
As noted in our parent pages a while back, Red Sox infielder Pedro Ciriaco never met a pitch he didn’t like. But are his wild-swinging tendencies limited to just baseballs?
It’s time to play the game show sensation that’s sweeping the nation:
Round 1: Will Pedro Ciriaco swing at a Honey Baked Ham?
YES!
Round 2: Will Pedro Ciriaco swing at a new iPhone 5?
NO!
Round 3: Will Pedro Ciriaco swing at the severed head of Wolf Blitzer?
YES!
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of What Won’t Pedro Ciriaco Swing At?
(h/t to Jeff Sulivan for the original gifs)
David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.
You would think the sight of the big dead head of a prominent news celebrity would be enough to give Pedro Ciriaco pause. You would think that, and you would be wrong.