What Craig Kimbrel’s Breaking Ball Is Doing Tonight

Even an important BBWAA-endorsed journalist like the present one doesn’t know precisely what Craig Kimbrel’s breaking ball is doing tonight. One assumes, however, that it’s doing something very similar to what it did on October 3rd, 2012, against Pittsburgh’s Jose Tabata — i.e. Kimbrel’s last actual pitch of the regular season.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The poor life of a Craig Kimbrel knuckle-slurve: striking out all the time.
But also having it’s way with you without your consent.
Is it wrong that watching gives me pleasure?