What a Matt Joyce Extension Would Look Like
November 7, 2011
Sabermetric Good Guy Steve Slowinski, of both FanGraphs and D-Rays Bay, asks in the latter of those two electronic publications, “What would a Matt Joyce Extension look like?”
Presuming that, by “extension,” he meant for a Springfield XDM 9mm Black 19+1 (available at Bud’s Guns Shop for $549) this is the answer:
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
My first thought: God Bless America.