Video: Very Real Footage from the Actual Future

Yesterday’s posts regarding both the potential improvement and imminent destruction of our fair sport elicited an order from the Dark Overlord David Appelman to run this documentary clip from the future — about a sport known to our distant and larger-eyed descendants as “Blernsball.”

Blernsball appears to be quite similar to baseball — except for all the differences, of course.

One note to make: the lady person suggests that something called the “7th Inning Grope” is a tradition unique to Blernsball; however, I’m sure that our readers from the Philadelphia part of the country will attest to that city’s long and nuanced history of unwanted touching.