Video: The Perils of a Home Run

Off an arm, off one very unlucky sonofabitch’s, uh, you know what, and into a poor woman’s unsuspecting face. I mean, seriously, what are the odds? Helluva journey for that baseball. I hope some kid ended up with it. I believe in happy endings.

The woman, when reached for comment by the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team this morning, had only this to say, by email:

“No glove, no love.”

Indeed.

Addendum: It’s come to my attention that this was actually a Brandon Inge home run. Either way, it doesn’t matter. Except that the title was wrong, so I’ve changed it.

H/T: Reddit user jeanpaulfartre.