Video: Phillies Draft Pick J.P. Crawford Hitting Seven Homers
June 6, 2013
The footage by Bullpen Banter’s Steve Fiorindo of very recent Phillies draft pick J.P Crawford taking infield practice doesn’t necessarily suggest to the author that he (i.e. Crawford) will be a major-league shortstop. What we see later in that same video, however, is Crawford hitting, like, seven home runs by means of a swing that one feels compelled to compare to butter or honey or some other manner of viscous flavor enhancer.
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Man that swing is so natural, it doesn’t even look like he’s trying. Like butter for sure.