Video: Justin Verlander on His Future Cause of Death

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January 13, 2012

Making an appearance on TV’s Conan on Wednesday, Detroit Tiger SuperAce Justin Verlander announced both to O’Brien and all of America that he will one day die either of congestive heart failure or diabetes — just not in those words.





 

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Kyle
13 years ago

Or maybe Canine coronavirus.

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