Video: Jim Bowden Gives Inside Look at GM Meetings

Former MLB GM and current crack TV personality Jim Bowden details for the unwashed the exact goings-on of the GM Meetings, taking place this very second in hell-on-earth beautiful Orlando, Florida.

If you don’t have time for — or can’t access — the video, here are some things I learned from it:

• Every GM is permitted one weapon.
• The film Caligula, starring Malcolm McDowell of A Clockwork Orange-fame, was actually based on the sordid events of the 1978 GM Meetings.
• When he was a GM, Jim Bowden didn’t play golf during the Meetings because he was always, and I quote, “bangin’ in the rooms.”

H/T: The Real Dirty