Video: Harry Caray Was a Leisured Gentleman

Earlier today, minor American author and disappointment to his parents Dayn Perry proposed to Kurt Suzuki how the latter might reach his daily quota of 4,000 calories in more colorful, debaucherous fashion. While Perry’s suggestion seems entirely original, some Serious Internetting has revealed that Perry actually stole his prescription directly from the late Harry Caray.

I’d say I was ashamed in him (i.e. Perry), but knowing how ashamed he already is in himself, I’ll refrain for the moment.