Video: A Bird’s Eye View of Heidi Watn…, er, Chicago

The New England Sports Network (NESN) — i.e. the primary broadcaster of Boston Red Sox games — has just posted to its site a video of NESN on-field reporter Heidi Watney touring the Willis (née Sears) Tower during a late-season trip to Chicago.

It may or may not be necessary for me to point out that Ms. Watney is what one might call “classically beautiful” — a fact not lost upon, for example, most of the internet.

Beyond serving merely as an opportunity to gaze upon Ms. Watney’s shining visage, however, the video also affords the viewer some of the Skydeck experience without having to pay the $16 admission fee.

Furthermore, it teaches us that most useful of lessons — namely, that smooth jazz is the appropriate soundtrack to most anything.