UPDATE: L.J. Hoes To Be In New Area Code
News yesterday that Orioles prospect L.J. Hoes will be playing for the Mesa Solar Sox in the Arizona Fall League. That adds another area code to the list of area codes in which the Orioles have assigned L.J. Hoes.
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You can’t turn a ho into a housewife. Hos don’t act right. There’s hos in the kitchen, there’s hos on the crack pipe.
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