Upcoming Articles in Baseball Digest Magazine
* PEDs in Pill Form: How They Travel Through The Small Intestine
* Swallowing steroids: a graphical journey
* The Post-Game Spread and How Much of it Gets Absorbed
* Chewing Tobacco: A View From the Esophagus
* Bartolo Colon or Someone Else’s Colon? You Be The Judge
* The Game I’ll Never Forget That Was Interrupted by Acid Reflux
* Sunflower Seeds: Should You Eat The Shell?
* Q&A: What happens when you swallow chewing gum?
* Are stadium hot dog calorie counts truly accurate?
* Photo Essay: What If Your Favorite Stars Had Gastric Bypass Surgery?
* Excrequial Carrera, and other players whose names can be tortured into digestive system puns
* Burping: Is it just for minor leaguers?
* Suspensions, and other ways to make medication easier to take
* This Day In Baseball-Related Vomiting
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Quiz: “Bartolo” is the Spanish equivalent of:
A. Distended
B. Overworked
C. Can’t locate the
D. Yuniesky
E. Evidence-free