Every year, thousands of well-intending Twitter users will slip their tweets unknowingly into a baseball Twitter search. For those like myself who leave a Tweetdeck search column running, I have the pleasure of encountering these non sequitur tweets. I’ve compiled a few, and graciously omitted those I see annually in my Chicago #Bears feed.

#Rays

@TheBoothenTFS @Firestarter2311 Taking in the #Rays another day in #Paradise 🙂 pic.twitter.com/nSmQFmheYb

— Laraine Hudson (@Pumplady55) February 27, 2014

I JUST WANTED BASEBALL NEWS. stop. CANNOT BE UNSEEN. stop. SEND HELP. stop.

Shocking reality a 1/4 of World's #Sharks #Rays R threatened with #eXtinction #IUCN <marks 50yrs & invaluable #CITES pic.twitter.com/VLgTUJYPki

— Marian Locksley (@Lynnibinny) March 3, 2014

Well, there might be some overlap there.

She's cool oh so cool #marbella #rays pic.twitter.com/va66484bEF

— paulakyol (@paulaakyol) March 2, 2014

And now fans of the Tampa Bay Rays know she’s cool too.

These young ladies know what's up! #fishing #rays @rackemup1776 @outdoorsCXO pic.twitter.com/pJX79sTVeG

— Outdoors (@OutdoorsCEO) March 1, 2014

🙁

#sunset #anothergreatday #lovelife #rays #happiness #thanks #serenity @SteviWink pic.twitter.com/C7f1cuEKjF

— Eric Frye (@AbsolutEdge8) February 28, 2014

More often than not, these are the misplaced photos in a #Rays Twitter search: Replacement level sunset photos.

#Angels

We love finding hidden gems in the mosaic art at @magicgardens #visitphilly #angels pic.twitter.com/HnMxXvzgmD

— South Street (@officialsouthst) March 1, 2014

O_O

#Angels Squadron is here for you offering support when your pet has gone OTRB tweet @MundarePeggy #TheAviators pic.twitter.com/6qAACPIDfM

— Lynn (@7trekky) February 28, 2014

:'(

my new baby's #angels #cute pic.twitter.com/wNiOjlqSeI

— moin (@donlemoin) February 24, 2014

Doctor Who fears, anyone?

I think it's #fantastic when someone you know makes an effort to make you #smile . Thank you #angels #photography pic.twitter.com/RKRDMNwecn

— Eric Frye (@AbsolutEdge8) February 23, 2014

I just want baseball news!!!

#Mariners

Futsal onboard #Mariners #SeamanFamily pic.twitter.com/VhlLjqm0Wp

— Hari Kishen (@HKishen90) February 24, 2014

Wow. Actual mariners.

#Rangers

Yeah, this time around #Campbell pretty much pwns the #Rangers. 03/02/14 BOS/NYR photo by Paul Bereswill pic.twitter.com/hTWTSyOd75

— Total Bruins Homah (@TotalBruinsHoma) March 3, 2014

Michael Mols posted this on his Facebook earlier #Rangers #Legends pic.twitter.com/Zs4Wfnpw2b

— CraigLin (@CraigLin) March 1, 2014

REACTION: Cammy Bell was pleased to contribute to the continuation of #Rangers' good away form http://t.co/vcOkGDr36v pic.twitter.com/DuzjkT9bA1

— Rangers FC Official (@RFC_Official) February 25, 2014

Yup. Welcome to a trifecta of sports. I call it — wait for it — the Rangers Zone.

Also:

Now I have been shown the door at #Rangers I am willing to strip for food pic.twitter.com/Sdpvu37EtH

— James Traynor (@JimTranor) November 1, 2013

Go home Englishmen. You’re most definitely drunk.

#Pirates

Closeups. Looking to do more of this cross hatching style so please Leme know if ure interested #tattoos #pirates… pic.twitter.com/lsKM1bnuJw

— Black Crow (@FartingCrow) March 3, 2014

Oh yeah! Now we’re talking!

#Infographic shows maritime piracy and security stats for 2013. View in hi-res at http://t.co/egsW3XkL8P #Pirates pic.twitter.com/Vw7m53OtyF

— IHS Maritime (@IHS4Maritime) March 3, 2014

I wish I was at the Magic Kingdom to see Johnny Depp #captainjacksparrow #Pirates pic.twitter.com/fbd6QpOGnV

— Chip and Company (@chipandcompany) January 27, 2014

Merry Christmas! My brother & I recreated this childhood photo for our folks. #pirates #yarr pic.twitter.com/ISxp9tVVOp

— Hannah George (@HannahMGeorge) December 25, 2013

"@Karlkop: Aaaargh me hearties pic.twitter.com/fOnWb9KTwH" …fantastic! Very old school… #pirates

— Gareth Sleightholme (@hesir) December 23, 2013

#Pirates pic.twitter.com/rrRzAIrAWH

— David Barba (@SmartPowerUp) December 20, 2013

Have a blast @SeafairFestival this weekend, Huskies! And watch out for #pirates. #WOOF pic.twitter.com/kjaCF8rMaI

— U. of Washington (@UW) August 2, 2013

Seychelles cells: the Somali #pirates "jailed in paradise" http://t.co/Kl3IxDPLlp pic.twitter.com/YNKRCqB2Nv

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) May 19, 2013

Whelp. I’m pretty sure this makes #Pirates the coolest place for tweets to get lost.

#Reds

Former @Reds_Rugby & @QantasWallabies scrumhalf Sam Cordingley has joined the #Reds as the Rugby Operations Manger. pic.twitter.com/xMpT68gCaF

— Super Rugby (@SuperRugbyAUS) December 11, 2013

I don’t — um… Is this supposed to happen in rugby? They don’t seemed to be bothered that this gentleman has just seen through time or perhaps released his bowels, so I’m guessing it’s normal.