Ugly #BOOMSTICKS
Following up on yesterday’s post, I thought I’d look for the most unappealing pictures I could find on Twitter of the Rangers’ two-foot long, $26 hot dog. This was easy.
#Boomstick pic.twitter.com/lwDrn6Ih5u
— Cadillac Guillen (@OhShootItsChris) May 21, 2014
This happened….
#boomstick pic.twitter.com/13pA5GwkgK
— Pussy Willow Rose (@Manny0208) May 18, 2013
The "we don't negotiate with terrorists" brisket-loaded, nacho hot dog #AMERICA #boomstick finished @MattyLiite pic.twitter.com/dxuBwnyOn8
— Dustin Potter (@dustinpotter115) April 20, 2013
And the winner:
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
I wish a GIF of the chick eating the boomstick was available. And that it was played in reverse.