Tweet: Phil Mackey Invents a Euphemism

Phil Mackey covers the Twins and other Minnesota sporting clubs for 1500 ESPN Twin Cities. He also — if this recent Tweet is any indication — has another, slightly more clandestine beat, as well.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Still can’t help but feel — like I tweeted directly to Mr. Mackey — that organic was simply autocorrect keeping him from saying ‘orgasmic’.