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Braden has made good progress in coming back from shoulder surgery, believes he will find a job: “I’m left-handed and have a heartbeat.”
— Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) October 30, 2012
True fact: over half of the active writers at NotGraphs were hired on the strength of this exact pitch.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Are you a fellow southpaw, Cistulli?
in hopes of google autofilling the phrase “is carson cistulli” with something amusing, i, umm, well, googled this. unfortunately, nothing. however, his wikipedia photo perhaps provides a clue to the answer to the righty/lefty thing. it appears that he’s employing a right hand dominant grip.