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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I literally laughed my ass off at this.
You should be posting fewer comments, then, and going to more hospitals — or, at least, ONE more hospital.