Totally Unaltered Tweet: Tanaka Refuses to Comment
The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake report regarding Masahiro Tanaka’s negotiations with certain major-league baseball clubs, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
It was a perfectly cromulent question.