Totally Unaltered Tweet: Roenicke Declares Support for Braun
The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake statement made by Brewers manager Ron Roenicke with regard to outfielder Ryan Braun, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Can’t argue with Roenicke. That shit is delicious.