Totally Unaltered Tweet: Dirty Twins Promotion
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
The following tweet is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Aha! My new favorite Totally Unaltered Tweet and, I hope, the beginning of a trend.