Totally Unaltered Tweet: Dayan Viciedo and the White Sox
The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake report regarding Dayan Viciedo and the Chicago White Sox, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Kenny Williams is a lil b! He couldn’t even look me in the eye with that bull$hit contract offer. At least we avoided arbitration
That might have something to do with the fact that he’s not the White Sox GM anymore . . .