Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cubs Meet Kottaras’s Demands
The following tweet, which concerns the real and not fake contract demands of recently acquired Cubs catcher George Kottaras, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
#BigTits
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it either. I mean, I get the incense thing and why Heyman’s typos is funny, but I don’t get why this is #BigTits.
Heyman made a typo on twitter during the season. #BigTits was meant to be #BigHits