Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cleveland Cuts Bait
The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake roster move by the Cleveland Indians, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I heard he was in danger of being suspended for drug use anyway.
Trey Anastasio used to work for my aunt at a pet food shop in VT. He didn’t not get fired for doing a lot of drugs in the back room of the warehouse.