Totally Grody GIF: Aaron Cook’s Spike Wound
Aaron Cook of the Red Sox was spiked during a play at the plate on Saturday. One consequence is that Cook is now on the disabled list. Another consequence is that Boston’s pitching woes continue apace. A third, greater consequence is that a laceration that looks like it’s delivering a prepared speech is cool …

Thank you, Aaron Cook, for momentarily entertaining us. Now away with you.
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