Three Team Names That Are Still Available
November 17, 2011
Apropos of nothing, here are three team names that are still unused at any level of baseball, accompanied by some suitable hometowns and likely mascots.
Team Name: Badly Wounded Stab Victim Hawks
Possible Locations: Cities with Crime and Hospitals
Mascot: A Supine, Blood-Soaked, and Half-Conscious Stab Victim
Team Name: Devastated Local Economy Bats
Possible Locations: Merced, CA; Cape Coral, FL; Michigan, The Whole Thing
Mascot: An Overzealous Loan Officer
Team Name: Scary Alcoholic Uncle Hounds
Possible Locations: Northern New Jersey, Middle New Jersey, Southern New Jersey
Mascot: Mickey Rourke
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
In that picture, is Mickey Rourke on a film set? Or is that just how he dresses when he goes out to a bar?
It’s very possible that he doesn’t know he’s filming movies when he’s filming movies.
Or that he doesn’t know he’s not filming a movie when he goes out to a bar.