Three of Danny Salazar’s Changeups That He Threw Recently
Apropos of everything, what follows are three separate animated GIFs of split-changeups from Danny Salazar’s most recent start (box) — which GIFs the author made last week but, in lieu of publishing them immediately, just left them on his desktop for occasional inspection, which is normal, and not weird, according to the author’s therapist.
Here, for example, is Danny Salazar throwing his split-changeup to Alejandro De Aza for a strikeout looking in the first inning:

And here’s a second split-changeup — in this case also for a strikeout looking, but to Marcus Semien in the second inning this time:

And here’s a final split-change — now to Leury Garcia, who has the presence of mind to turn his swinging strike into a sexy dance:

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
“For the engorgement of your genitals, I spin.” – Leury Garcia