This Is (Allegedly) Not Biff Pocoroba
Your Daguerreotype of the Evening is (allegedly) not former major-league catcher Biff Pocoroba …

But I have my doubts about that.
This has been your Daguerreotype of the Evening.
Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.
True story and my proudest moment of life to date – my four year old daughter just walked past me persuing this article and said, “Daddy, why are you on the computer?” Thank you, Dayn, for this singular moment. My triple vodka neat is raised to you. Shalom, sir, and salutations.
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