Things I’m Glad I Didn’t Just Tweet

How many words is this picture of word’s worth?
Courtesy of @MLBTransactions and the elderly R.J. Anderson’s watchful eye.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Related: @MLBTransactions today announced the hiring of Tobias Funke as Twitter Coordinator.
Looks like whoever fired that one through the internet prematurely shot their wad on what should have been a dry run. They should work on their form and really pay attention to what the receiver is getting out it.
Just gotta way, classic…
now Gobias some coffee, this MLB-Tweet guy needs it