Things Colby Rasmus Is Thinking

Never has Colby Rasmus said so much by saying nothing at all:
1. This is my “Another Four Years of Obama” face.
2. The Tony La Russa nightmares had stopped, for a while. But they’re back.
3. Far too many people know my father’s name.
5. I think about her often. I wonder how she’s doing. I wonder if the fire is still burning in the outfield.
6. Maybe it’s just society.
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