There’s a Ballpark on Fire, It Would Appear

According to internet reports and also grainy daguerreotypes like the one embedded here, it would appear as though Fifth Third Ballpark — on the outskirts of Grand Rapids, Michigan, and home to Tigers Midwest League affiliate, the West Michigan Whitecaps — is currently, or has been recently, on fire.
It’s not entirely clear what the proper course of action ought to be for the average citizen. Any demonstration of concern is, at some level, disingenuous — an attempt, like all reactions to news from afar, to participate in a drama that belongs to another community. On the other hand, this is presumably an event that will negatively impact at least one person’s life — and, for that reason, a development that naturally appeals to the human capacity for empathy.
What we know, at the very least, is that a ballpark is on fire. Or has been recently, at least.
Image stolen entirely from Twitter account of John Gonzalez.
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Nobody wants to put it out because it’s the only source of heat in the area right now.
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